Cobb's Bill-of-Fare
By
Irvin S. Cobb
Author of
"The Escape of Mr. Trimm," "Back Home,"
"Cobb's Anatomy," etc.
Illustrated by
Peter Newell and James Preston
New York
George H. Doran Company
Copyright, 1911 1912,
By The Curtis Publishing Company
Copyright, 1913,
By George H. Doran Company
To
R. H. Davis
(Not Richard Harding—
The Other One)
AS FOLLOWS
ILLUSTRATIONS
"I now greatly desire to eat some regular food."
"Those who in the goodness of their hearts may undertake a search for the sucking pig."
"Where do you find the percentage of dyspeptics running highest?"
"She tries to tear all its front teeth out with her bare hands."
"Ro-hocked in the cra-hadle of the da-heep, I la-hay me down in pe-heace to sa-leep!"
"Shem undoubtedly sang it when the animals were hungry."
"And I enjoy it more than words can tell!"
"We looked in vain for the kind of pictures that mother used to make and father used to buy."
"The inscrutable smile of a saleslady would make Mona Lisa seem a mere amateur."
"A person who for reasons best known to the police has not been locked up."
