More Goops and How Not to Be Them: A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants
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Danger!Ink, ink! What do you think!You're sure to be stained, if you play with the ink!You're sure to get black, if you play with the ink-well,Before you begin it, just stop once, and think well!All over your fingers, all over your face,All over your clothes, and all over the place!Your mother'll be angry, your father'll say, "There!I said not to touch it; you said you'd take care!"When Goops are so mischievous, they have to drinkForty-four dozen bottles of raven black ink!The Goops are back with their sloppy manners, rudeness and general all around naughtiness, setting an example of how not t...
Chapters (51)
- MORE GOOPS and How Not to Be Them:
- A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants
- Books by Gelett Burgess
- MORE GOOPS
- How Not to Be Them
- CONTENTS
- INTRODUCTION
- WINDOW-SMOOCHERS
- A LOW TRICK
- WHEN TO GO
- "AIN'T"
- NELL THE NIBBLER
- JUSTICE
- A PUZZLE
- FRANKNESS
- THE DUTY OF THE STRONG
- WALKING WITH PAPA
- PIANO TORTURE
- AT TABLE
- HOW TO EAT SOUP
- BABY'S APOLOGY
- IN THE STREET
- SICK FURNITURE
- BORROWED PLUMES
- THE GOOP PICNIC
- BOOK-MANNERS
- POOR MOTHER!
- CHEATING
- GOOP! GOOP! GOOP!
- VISITING
- PICKING and STEALING
- LOYALTY
- INDOLENCE
- THE LAW OF HOSPITALITY
- THE FLOWER HOSPITAL
- PUPPY GOOPS
- EXAGGERATION
- NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
- STEALING RIDES
- UNTIDY GOOPS
- A GOOP PARTY
- INQUISITIVENESS
- DON'T BE GOOD
- DON'T BE BAD
- WRITE RIGHT!
- WET FEET
- DRESS QUICKLY!
- DANGER!
- THE REASON WHY
- IN GOOP ATTIRE
- IMPOSSIBLE!
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