Chapters (78)
- MINCE PIE
- CHRISTOPHER MORLEY
- TO
- F.M. AND L.J.M.
- INSTRUCTIONS
- MINCE PIE
- CONTENTS
- MINCE PIE
- ON FILLING AN INK-WELL
- A GRACE BEFORE WRITING
- OLD THOUGHTS FOR CHRISTMAS
- CHRISTMAS CARDS
- ON UNANSWERING LETTERS
- A LETTER TO FATHER TIME
- WHAT MEN LIVE BY
- THE UNNATURAL NATURALIST
- SITTING IN THE BARBER'S CHAIR
- BROWN EYES AND EQUINOXES
- 163 INNOCENT OLD MEN
- A TRAGIC SMELL IN MARATHON
- BULLIED BY THE BIRDS
- A MESSAGE FOR BOONVILLE
- MAKING MARATHON SAFE FOR THE URCHIN
- THE SMELL OF SMELLS
- A JAPANESE BACHELOR
- TWO DAYS WE CELEBRATE
- THE URCHIN AT THE ZOO
- FELLOW CRAFTSMEN
- THE KEY RING
- "OWD BOB"
- CHAPTER I (INTRODUCES OUR HERO)
- CHAPTER II (OUR HERO BEGINS A CAREER)
- CHAPTER III (IN WHICH OUR HERO DARTS OFF AT A TANGENT)
- CHAPTER IV (OUR HERO'S BOOK AND HEART SHALL NEVER PART)
- CHAPTER V (FURTHER OSCILLATIONS OF OUR HERO)
- CHAPTER VI (OUR HERO FINDS A STEADY JOB)
- THE APPLE THAT NO ONE ATE
- AS TO RUMORS
- OUR MOTHERS
- GREETING TO AMERICAN ANGLERS
- MRS. IZAAK WALTON WRITES A LETTER TO HER MOTHER
- TRUTH
- THE TRAGEDY OF WASHINGTON SQUARE
- IF MR. WILSON WERE THE WEATHER MAN
- SYNTAX FOR CYNICS
- A GRAMMAR OF THE FEMININE LANGUAGE
- THE TRUTH AT LAST
- AN EXTRACT FROM MARTHA WASHINGTON'S DIARY
- FIXED IDEAS
- TRIALS OF A PRESIDENT TRAVELING ABROAD
- DIARY OF A PUBLISHER'S OFFICE BOY
- THE DOG'S COMMANDMENTS
- THE VALUE OF CRITICISM
- A MARRIAGE SERVICE FOR COMMUTERS
- (Fill in railroad as required)
- THE SUNNY SIDE OF GRUB STREET
- BURIAL SERVICE FOR A NEWSPAPER JOKE
- ADVICE TO THOSE VISITING A BABY
- ABOU BEN WOODROW
- (IN PARIS)
- MY MAGNIFICENT SYSTEM
- LETTERS TO CYNTHIA
- I. IN PRAISE OF BOOBS
- II. SIMPLIFICATION
- TO AN UNKNOWN DAMSEL
- THOUGHTS ON SETTING AN ALARM CLOCK
- SONGS IN A SHOWER BATH
- HOT WATER
- COLD WATER
- ON DEDICATING A NEW TEAPOT
- THE UNFORGIVABLE SYNTAX
- VISITING POETS
- A GOOD HOME IN THE SUBURBS
- WALT WHITMAN MINIATURES
- I
- II
- III
- ON DOORS
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