Impertinent Poems
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Impertinent - 1903 - A PRE-IMPERTINENCE. ANTICIPATING the intelligent critic of Impertinent Poems, it may well be remarked that the chief impertinence is in calling them poems. Be that as it may, the editors and publishers of The Saturday Evening Post, Success and Ainslees, and, in a lesser degree, Metropolitan, Independent, Booklovers and New York Herald share with the author the reproach of first promoting their publicity. That they are now willing to further reduce their share of the burden by dividing it with the present publishers entitles them to the thanks of the author and the gratitud...
Chapters (114)
- Impertinent Poems
- Edmund Vance Cooke
- Author of
- With Illustrations by
- Gordon Ross
- A PRE-IMPERTINENCE.
- INDEX.
- IMPERTINENT POEMS
- DEAD MEN'S DUST.
- IN NINETEEN HUNDRED AND NOW.
- DON'T YOU?
- YOU TOO.
- THE ETERNAL EVERYDAY.
- DON'T TAKE YOUR TROUBLES TO BED.
- FAILURE.
- GOOD.
- LET'S BE GLAD WE'RE LIVING.
- SUCCESS.
- THE GRILL.
- THE VISION.
- BLOOD IS RED.
- DIAGNOSIS.
- SPREAD OUT.
- THE DILETTANT.
- THE CONSERVATIVE.
- HUSH.
- THE ISLAND.
- HUMBLER HEROES.
- CONSCIENCE PIANISSIMO.
- THE WORLD RUNS ON.
- PASS.
- PUBLICITY.
- MOVE!
- GET NEXT.
- ARE YOU YOU?
- THE PRICE.
- THE BUBBLE-FLIES.
- QUALIFIED.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- THE FIRST PERSON SINGULAR.
- THE CHOICE.
- THE SAVING CLAUSE.
- BETWEEN TWO THIEVES.
- THE SPECTATOR.
- THE SQUEALER.
- DISTANCE AND DISENCHANTMENT.
- FAMILY RESEMBLANCE.
- NEED.
- BETTER.
- FORGET WHAT THE OTHER MAN HATH.
- THE WHET.
- WHAT SORT ARE YOU?
- THE CRITICS.
- PLUG.
- FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTENT.
- A SONG OF REST.
- DESIRE.
- THERE IS, OH, SO MUCH.
- HOW DID YOU DIE?
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