Baled Hay: A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass"
by Bill Nye
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About This Book
Baled Hay. Bill Nye's Cordwood. Comic History of the United States. Comic History of England. A Guest at the Ludlow, and Other Stories. Remarks.
Chapters (161)
- BALED HAY
- A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass." Author of "Bill Nye and Boomerang," "Forty Liars and Other Lies," "Goose-Neck Smith," "How Came Your Eye Out, and Your Nose Not Skun?" Etc., Etc., Etc.
- Heap cold day when Melican man no lite em blook.AH SIN.
- Illustrated by F. Opper, of "Puck"
- Chicago. New York, San Francisco: Belford, Clarke & Co
- 1884
- DEDICATION.
- TO MY WIFE:
- BALED HAY
- A NOVEL NOVELETTE
- GREELEY AID RUM.
- ABOUT SAW MILLS.
- River Falls, Wis., May 80.
- EXPERIMENTS WITH OLD CHEESE.
- THE RAG-CARPET.
- A TRYING SITUATION.
- ONE KIND OF A BOY.
- THE CHAMPION MEAN MAN.
- FRATERNAL SPARRING.
- CHIPETA'S ADDRESS TO THE UTES.
- BILL NYE'S CAT.
- (BY PERMISSION.)
- AUTUMN THOUGHTS.
- THE MAN WHO INTERRUPTS.
- THE ROCKY MOUKTAIN COW.
- PRESERVING EGGS.
- HUMAN' NATURE ON THE HALF-SHELL.
- A FRIGID ROUTE.
- TOO CONTIGUOUS.
- THE AMENDE HONORABLE.
- JOAQUIN AND JUNIATA.
- SOME VAGUE THOUGHTS.
- THE YOUMORIST.
- MY CABINET.
- HEALTH FOOD.
- A NEW POET.
- A WORD IN SELF-DEFENSE.
- PINES FOE HIS OLD HOME
- ONE TOUCH OF NATURE.
- HOW TO PUT UP A STOVE-PIPE.
- FUN OF BEING A PUBLISHER.
- LINGERIE.
- FRUIT.
- THE BONE OF CONTENTION.
- CONGRATULATORY.
- THE AGONY IS OVER.
- OSTRICH CAVALRY.
- AN ELECTRIC BELT.
- THE ANNUAL WAIL
- HE WAS NOT A BURGLAR.
- BEST ON, BLESSED MEMORY.
- A JUDICIAL WARBLER
- A FIRE AT A BALL.
- A LITTLE PUFF.
- GENIUS AND WHISKY.
- THE TWO-HEADED GIRL
- THE CULTIVATION OF GUM.
- WE HAVE REASONED IT OUT.
- CARVING SCHOOLS.
- DIGNITY.
- A SNORT OF AGONY.
- ALWAYS BOOM AT THE TOP.
- INACCURATE.
- THE WESTERN "CHAP."
- AN INCIDENT OF THE CAMPAIGN.
- WHY DO THEY DO IT?
- TWO STYLES.
- GOSHALLHEMLOCK SALVE.
- THE STAGE BALD-HEAD.
- FATHERLY WORDS.
- THE GOOD TIME COMING.
- MANIA FOR MARKING CLOTHES.
- REGARDING THE NOSE.
- SOMETHING TOO MUCH OF THIS.
- COLOR BLINDNESS.
- A LITTLE PREVIOUS.
- IS DUELING MURDER?
- HEAP GONE.
- THE EDITORIAL LAMP.
- DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY.
- THE MAROON SAUSAGE.
- TESTIMONIALS OF REGARD.
- THE CHINESE COMPOSITOR
- SNOWED UNDER
- ROUGH ON OSCAR.
- THE POSTAL CARD.
- A CARD.
- WHY WE ARE NOT GAY.
- SCIENTIFIC.
- THE REVELATION RACKET IN UTAH.
- SAGE BRUSH TONIC.
- LAME FROM HIS BERTH.
- THE PUBLIC PRINTER.
- A REPRODUCTIVE COMET.
- A LITTLE VAGUE.
- SAD DESTRUCTION.
- THE IMMEDIATE REVOLTER
- THE SECRET OF HEALTH.
- HOUSEHOLD RECIPES.
- WHAT IS LITERATURE?
- THE PREVIOUS HOTEL.
- ANECDOTE OF SPOTTED TAIL.
- THE ZEALOUS VOTER.
- HOW TO PRESERVE TEETH
- MR. BEECHER'S BRAIN.
- OH, NO!
- THE MARCH OF CIVILIZATION.
- AN UNCLOUDED WELCOME.
- THE PILLOW-SHAM HOLDER.
- SOMETHING FRESH.
- A BAKEFOOTED GODDESS.
- YANKED TO ETERNITY.
- ******
- WHY WE SHED THE SCALDING.
- ANOTHER SUGGESTION.
- PISCATORIAL AND EDITORIAL
- ANOTHER FEATHERED SONGSTER
- ABOUT THE OSTRICH
- TOO MUCH GOD AND NO FLOUR.
- WE ARE GETTING CYNICAL
- ASK US SOMETHING DIFFICULT.
- A MINING EXPERIMENT
- A NEW INDUSTRY.
- THE MIMIC STAGE.
- DECLINE OF AMERICAN HUMOR
- CHICAGO CUSTOM HOUSE
- FOREIGN OPINION
- THEY HAVE CURBED THEIR WOE.
- HUNG BY REQUEST.
- A COLORED GREEK SLATE.
- THE MELVILLES.
- MENDING BROKEN NECKS.
- ARE YOU A MORMON?
- CAUTION.
- A BLOW TO THE GOVERNMENT
- POISONS AND THEIR ANECDOTES.
- CORRESPONDENCE.
- Cheyenne, September 6, 1882.
- WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NEEDS.
- A LETTER FROM LEADVILLE.
- TABLE MANNERS OF CHILDREN.
- WHAT IT MEANT.
- VOTERS IN UTAH.
- INCONGRUITY
- RIDING DOWN A MOUNTAIN.
- CORRALED HIM.
- FIRMNESS.
- PUT IN A SUMP.
- MINING AS A SCIENCE
- DRAWBACKS OF ROYALTY.
- ENGLISH HUMOR
- ABOUT THE AUTOPSY.
- A FEW CALM WORDS.
- DON'T LIKE OUR STYLE.
- MR. T. WILSON.
- ETIQUETTE OF THE NAPKIN
- AN INFERNAL MACHINE.
- THE CODFISH.
- HIS AGED MOTHER.
- BUSINESS LETTERS.
- DANGER OF GARDENING.
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