RETAINED FOR THE DEFENCE
A Farce,
IN ONE ACT.
BY
JOHN OXENFORD, ESQ.,
AUTHOR OF
Twice Killed, A Day Well Spent, A Family Failing, Dice of Death, Only a Halfpenny, Reigning Favourite, Rape of the Lock, My Fellow Clerk, I and My Double, A Quiet Day, No Followers, What have I done? Porter’s Knot, &c. &c.
THOMAS HAILES LACY, 89, STRAND, (Opposite Southampton Street, Covent Garden Market), LONDON.
RETAINED FOR THE DEFENCE.
First performed at the Royal Olympic Theatre, on Monday, May 23rd, 1859.
Characters.
Guests, &c.
Time of Representation—45 MINUTES.
PERIOD—Present Day.
Costumes.
DE WINDSOR—Blue coat with metal buttons, white vest, black trousers.
WHITEWASH—Modern evening suit.
FERGUSON—Ditto.
THWAITES—Blue dress coat, white vest, black trousers, Berlin gloves.
PAWKINS—Long-tailed dress coat, colored vest, black trousers; hat and umbrella.
AGATHA—Rich pink silk ball dress.
GUESTS—Evening dresses.
RETAINED FOR THE DEFENCE.
SCENE—A Drawing Room fitted up for an evening party—to the left a card table—doors, C. and L.
THWAITES, who has finished lighting candles in chandelier at back, C., steps back to survey the effect.
THWAITES. Now, that’s what I call the real thing—the clean grit. The position of that bokey (bouquet) is such, that none but the purest taste could conceive,—those camellias, chastity itself. A fine combination! Cutting the turnips and carrots to make ornaments for the cold tongue; chusing the bokies at Covent Garden Market; mildly tempering the brilliant light of wax and gas with the soothing hue of flowers. I have brought all my arts to bear upon this sworry. The party who is a greengrocer in the morning, is the only perfect waiter in the evening.
Enter AGATHA, C.
AGATHA. (L.) So, Thwaites, the room appears quite ready?
THWAITES. (R.) Yes, Miss Agatha; without exaggeration I may venture to say, we are lit up.
AGATHA. My father has not returned?
